#[dev.smst.soupy]

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its a birthdaayyyyyyy!!! Wooooooo!!!!

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Oh fuck.

Shit, I totally forgot it was the Science Team’s birthday today…god. I need to download a cake for them or something…

-Soupy

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SOUPY HALF LIFE 3 TODAY MAYBE????

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Hey man I wouldn’t get your hopes up???? Also wow apparently this is how I found out there were some leaks that came out.

-Soupy

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I think it means Gman real and single and ready to mingle

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I have NO INTEREST in dating G-Man though????

And also I think we’d have bigger problems if the G-Man from Half-Life was real

-Soupy

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I had a really vivid dream last night but when I woke up all I could remember was something resembling this image

What the fuck does this even mean hello?

-Soupy

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what’s a furrmiliar?

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Furrmiliars? They’re some sort of Furby knockoff that uses solid holograms and magic cores to generate an outer skin instead of using fur.

Are you in any way familiar with the Portal 2 fanfiction Blue Sky? Wait… Nevermind, forget I said that.

Are you familiar with the bridges in Portal 2 that are canonically made using sunlight.

They work kind of like that but also not at all.

My brother was in the modding scene for those when they got really popular a few years ago. Something about the hologram technology made it very easy to program new animal bodies and personalities into them.

Hope this helps!

-Soupy

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yoo. you want another cheeseburger boy? Little cheeseburger birthday boy? Happy birthday

-Chaos

I̵ ̶h̵a̷v̷e̵n̵’̶t̴ ̵e̴a̸t̷e̸n̶ ̵a̵ ̴b̵u̴r̷g̵e̶r̵ ̵i̸n̴.̷ ̵Y̵e̵a̴r̶s̶!̴!̵!̶ ̸Y̵u̵m̷b̵y̵

-Soupyyyyyyyyyyyy7yy15yy18yy4yy15yy14yy???

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ohh uh. just checking in. Making sure you're still ok with everything happening

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Fair enough. Well, like I said, I’m about as okay as I can be right now.

I’m a little pissed off with my computer tonight, but otherwise I’m fine…

-Soupy

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hey what the fuck is happening

>> I̵’̵m̴ ̸u̶s̸i̵n̶g̶ ̸H̸i̵s̷ ̴c̸o̴m̶p̵u̶t̸e̵r̷r̵r̸r̴r̶r̵

-Soupyyyyyyyyyyyy7yy15yy18yy4yy15yy14yy???